Signs and Slogans
Meme-sign ideas
- If Death is So Great, Why Do We Have Seatbelts?
- Life sucks, but death is worse
- I'm Pro-Life. Especially My Own
- Death: 0/10. Would Not Recommend to a Friend
- Why Are We Funding Everything Except 'Not Dying'?
- Aging: The Only Disease People Get Mad at You for Trying to Fix
- Cancer is Bad. Heart Disease is Bad. Why is the Root Cause 'Acceptable'?
- I Have Plans for the Year 2150. Please Help
- I Don't Want to Go to a Better Place. I want to fix this one and stay here longer.
- Life is good. Death is bad. It's that easy. Fund Longevity research.
- can't wait to get old, not able to move, losing memory, getting cancer and dying!
- Planned obsolescence Sucks. I want a body that lasts forever
- Don't let my telomeres set my expiration date
- Aging: still undefeated. Let's fix that.
- Imagine accepting rust on your car. Now imagine accepting it in your body.
- I'd like fewer birthdays and more years, thanks.
- Aging is natural. So is fixing problems.
- "It's natural" — so is dying of preventable diseases.
- Side effects of aging include… everything.
- Aging: 100% fatal. Weird we're chill about it.
- Just because it's common doesn't mean it's good.
- We cured smallpox but aging gets a free pass?
- If it breaks, we fix it. Except us?
- We fund rockets to Mars but not "don't fall apart"?
- Fix potholes, fix bridges, fix aging.
- Budget idea: slightly less dying.
- I refuse to expire.
- Aging is a design flaw.
- Patch notes: human body v2.0 when?
- I just got used to life. Can we not end it?
- Give me more time, I'm just getting started.
- Aging is the slowest mass casualty event we ignore
- We treat symptoms. Why not the cause?
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